Rhymes with "Smucking Spored"

I am so bored at work today. Bored Bored Bored. I’m so bored I’m arbitrarily Capitalizing words like an 18th-century Broadsheet. TYRANNY! That’s the kind of thing broadsheets used to write. They were for rich white people, who used to be the only people who read or were involved in government. Thank god that finally turned around.

I am so bored b/c I’ve been working the same bands for about 6 months each, and I have nothing left to say about them. I keep starting emails to writers, but being unable to say the same thing for the 400th time. Then I want to copy things from old emails, but usually I just sent the same crap to this same person I’m trying to email now, so I can’t do that. Then, I try to think of something new to say, but am out of non-horribly-cheesy adjectives that aren’t “Amazing” or “Fantastic” or “TYRANNY” so then I read Gawker for two hours and think about how bo-bo-boring my job is.