MOR THAN MEATZ TEH I

Saw Transformers this weekend. Right after it finished, I:

• Bought a car

• Joined the army

I don't know why! It just seemed like the thing to do!

Also, I'm not positive I totally understood the motivations of those robots from space. I don't want to tell tales out of school, but not everything those robots from outer space did was entirely plausible!

This R Blogs

I love blogs. Blogs Blogs Blogs Blogs. Sometimes, though, blogs make me sad because they are mean about one of the three things I care about (hint: they involve me!), instead of the several million things I hold the deepest contempt for. To keep this from happening, I have my own thing now. Look at me, ma, I made it!

Rhymes with "Smucking Spored"

I am so bored at work today. Bored Bored Bored. I’m so bored I’m arbitrarily Capitalizing words like an 18th-century Broadsheet. TYRANNY! That’s the kind of thing broadsheets used to write. They were for rich white people, who used to be the only people who read or were involved in government. Thank god that finally turned around.

I am so bored b/c I’ve been working the same bands for about 6 months each, and I have nothing left to say about them. I keep starting emails to writers, but being unable to say the same thing for the 400th time. Then I want to copy things from old emails, but usually I just sent the same crap to this same person I’m trying to email now, so I can’t do that. Then, I try to think of something new to say, but am out of non-horribly-cheesy adjectives that aren’t “Amazing” or “Fantastic” or “TYRANNY” so then I read Gawker for two hours and think about how bo-bo-boring my job is.